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Joke of the Day
"Why was the accountant constipated? He couldn't budget."
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"Why dont i watch porn anymore? Because they all suck ass."
"A Mexican magician says he's going to make himself disappear on the count of three.. He says, uno.. Dos.. And then he vanished without a tres!"
"2 weeks building a greenhouse for my herbs only to see it blown away in freak winds What a waste of thyme!"
"In America she's called ""Miley"" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called ""What America would be like if it were a person""."
"[1st date] Maybe next time i could meet your dog [2nd date] Your dog is so cool [3rd date] Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you"
"Why are monkeys pedantic? Because they love nitpicking."
"A joke i came up with.... detective: time of death 4:20 police officer: eyyyy detective: eyyyyy corpse: eyyyy"