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Joke of the Day
"Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women? Cos they're playas."
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"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi"
"What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say? I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!"
"I like my women like I like my cigars 7 years old and coming from Cuba in a burlap sack"
"What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job? Ovary Enthusiastic"
"When I die, I might have an open casket funeral. Remains to be seen."
"How is toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise alike? They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons."
"If Apple designed a house, what would they not install? Windows..."
"What is the Difference between Michael Jackson and a Grocery Bag? One is made of Plastic and a Danger to Children and the other one you put your Groceries in.. Ba dum Ching"
"Have you read the book about the guy who can only ejaculate a virus? It's a classic coming-a-phage story."