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Joke of the Day
"Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women? Cos they're playas."
Next Joke
"No matter how long I wait to pretend I just noticed the other person walking toward me in a long corridor, I always nod too soon."
"The cancelled marathon runners should seriously run through the boroughs with supplies. I said it earlier as a joke, now I say it for real."
"So, as I was bleeding internally... ...I was dying inside. (bad joke)"
"How many mangoes make a dozen? Six girls ;)"
"A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. ' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"You are from russia, right? I mean, someone said he is putin his dick in your mom tonight"
"Bound by notifications, we are the Fellowship of the Ding."
"If two impoverished African nations went into battle against each other... ... Would that be a third-world war?"
"What do you call a Korean with a dog? ...vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha."