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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."
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"That awkward moment when you run into your old pizza guy and you're with your new much younger pizza guy."
"A batman joke Batman and Robin are walking down the street. Robin: Hey Batman, can I tell you a joke? Batman: Sure, Robin. R: Knock, knock B: Who's there? R: NOT YOUR PARENTS"
"Pink Panther's to do list: to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooo!"
"My friend, Manuel, is a magician... His favorite trick is to announce ""I'm going to disappear on the count of three."" He then counts ""Uno, dos..."" then vanishes without a tres."
"Jesus wasn't a very good carpenter... I mean... He couldn't remove three nails to save his life."
"What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas? Cancer."
"A brand new Russian joke It tuned out that a Chinese trying to break into the Kremlin, claming that he lives there, is a time treveller from the future."
"People who don't wash their hands make me sick."
"What do you call a muslim sitting on a plane? A passenger"