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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have discovered a Gene that makes women more receptive to threesomes It's a recessive gene though, so both parents have to not love her for the trait to manifest."

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"What's the best part of a movie? The climax."
"When someone uses the bathroom and asks about the wine cork floating in the toilet is why I don't invite people to my house."
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