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Joke of the Day
"If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable."
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"""Act your age!"" I yell at my 11 year-old daughter as I put on my Captain America t-shirt."
"I'm 0C and what is this? Get it? Lol"
"If by ""fetching"" you mean ""looks like I was dragged from the woods by a dog"" then yes I look fetching."
"An Anus Gets into a fight with two guys at a bar He rectum"
"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef-jerky."
"Just saved a bunch of money on my Glenn from The Walking Dead Halloween costume by not showering for a month."
"Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!"
"The location of a pimple on your body is directly correlated to how much your body hates you."
"The sun is in so many movies.. It's like one giant star!"