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Joke of the Day

"How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order? I on it."

"Jack and jill Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. Jack had a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jills real name was Randy."

"Twitter goes over capacity more than Kirstie Alley's home elevator."

"Nothing in life is ""fun for the whole family."""

"COP: Did the suspect have a birthmark? MARK: He's alive so I'm assuming he had a birth, yes."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles."

"I'd like to thank my boyfriend for translating ""mucho"" for me It means a lot"

"What do you call a spring break whore... ... a slip inside"

"*Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*"

"My son keeps putting out the fire in the fireplace Should I take him out of there?"