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Joke of the Day

"Woman stands on top of the bridge Ready to jump. An unwashed, disgusting hobo approaches her, saying ""Hey, chick, wanna fuck?"" She lookis at him with digust ""No."" ""OK, I will just wait below."""

"The Fine Bros. Get it?"

"How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists? Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it."

"Helicopter flying above my apartment. I wanna go out in my hoodie and start running like a thief."

"When your baby cries, don't feed it. That's just what it expects you to do. You have to outsmart it."

"never heard this before Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who ? DISH IS SEAN CONNERY"

"I just saw someone eat 12 dozen custard donuts It looked like a gross meal"

"What did the Nazi doctor tell his fully dilated patient.? Just one more putsch."

"Trampolines used to be called jumpolines Until your mom jumped on one back in 1972."

"What do watermelons and Khloe Kardashian's vagina have in common? They're both pink in the middle and full of black seeds"