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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice. My gondolences."
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"Quit my job at the helium factory today I refuse to be spoken to in that tone"
"Wife: u can take Max to the park but ur not gonna wrestle other ppls dogs Me in a spandex singlet: Im 16-0 Karen I have a title to uphold"
"How do depressed frogs die? They Kermit suicide."
"After failing miserably at a standup routine I told my girlfriend I was going to try physical comedy. She said... ""You can't pull your pants down in public."""
"Archeologists in South Africa have just discoved what they think is the oldest tampon ever found They are trying to find out what period it came from"
"I can't sleep; so I went out & got 2 donuts, glued them to my eyes, climbed up a tree & pretended I'm an owl."
"Confucius say: Nazi soldier who popular with ladies may be Hungaryan."
"My Brian Williams's helicopter jokes have been going great! None have been shot down so far!"
"Call me narrow-minded, but I'll never try bestiality. I'm just not interested in going down that rabbit hole."