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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice. My gondolences."
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"Why did twoface go to the dentist? He dented his tooth"
"I told the sad ghost ten puns to raise his spirits... No pun intendid."
"Wife: Do you want waffles or pancakes for breakfast? Me: ""Or""?"
"I'm always just a bit disappointed when a liars pants don't actually catch on fire."
"My friend crashed his plane recently his life has been heading in a downward spiral."
"Hello! Is this the police ? POLICE: Yes! What's Ur emergency??! MAN: Two girls are fighting over me! POLICE: What's wrong with that??! MAN: The ugly one is winning.... Hurry!!!"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TENTACLES!"
"What do you call a blood-thirsty optometrist? Macula."
"TIL that some barbers have haircut numbers ""Honey, I just went to the barbershop and had a fantastic number 2!"""