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Joke of the Day

"Archeologists in South Africa have just discoved what they think is the oldest tampon ever found They are trying to find out what period it came from"

"What's ISIS's favourite song? Niggas in Paris"

"What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church? Nun is better!"

"Why was the restaurant called ""Out of this World""? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects."

"TIP: Always carry a motorcycle helmet with u. Then u never have to do your hair & u can blame it on safety & the law & stuff. #lifehacks"

"Tommy went to his mom in the kitchen and said: 'Mom! Mom! The dog is having sex!' So mom says: 'Try not to pay attention to it, sweetheart.' to which Tommy responds: 'But it hurts so much!'"

"Dirtiest joke ever told A pig rolled in the mud"

"Cat: I think i have a rash. Doctor Dog: WE SHOULD AMPUTATE YOUR HEAD"

"What do you call it when strippers hold a fundraiser for the tattooing arts? Tits for Tats"

"What's the name of a computer that turned into a singer A dell."