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Joke of the Day

"Archeologists in South Africa have just discoved what they think is the oldest tampon ever found They are trying to find out what period it came from"

"""Creation science"" has the same intellectual heft as ""dragon anatomy""."

"I own a very profitable bakery I guess you could say, i'm rolling in the dough"

"What do you call an experienced Nazi doctor who treats animals? A veteran Aryan"

"A black man and a Mexican are in a car , who's driving it ? The Police"

"How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse? That was dill!"

"Did you hear the one about the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon? Probably."

"Of course Donald Trump has a big dick. How did you think he was going to fuck all of America from the White House?"

"Jokes are sort of like Middle Eastern policies. Some are decent, but it's really the execution that counts."

"I shot my first turkey today... ..It sure scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section"