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Joke of the Day

"Wife: u can take Max to the park but ur not gonna wrestle other ppls dogs Me in a spandex singlet: Im 16-0 Karen I have a title to uphold"

"I know I sound like a broken record but tomorrow I'll sound like a misfiring engine and, next week, continuous loud television static."

"What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken? It staged a coup"

"The flower had an unexpected pregnancy... So it went to Plant Parenthood."

"What seperates black people and white people? The bars. Shoutout to my bud Treyvon for this joke from almost 7 years ago."

"Why did the chicken get into so much trouble? Because of its fowl language."

"My blood type is also my life motto: B Positive"

"I like my presidents like I like my slaves Cautious and skeptical about ideas that start off with ""I ran"""

"In my class today a feminist announced ""I don't think anything is gender based."" I replied ""Not true, genitalia is gender based."" Checkmate."

"What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise? He brexit."