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Joke of the Day

"Confucius say: Nazi soldier who popular with ladies may be Hungaryan."

"Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, ""Sorry, no professionals."""

"what did the ocean say to the other ocean ? nothing they just waved."

"I'm sexually attracted to biceps. Does that make me biceptual?"

"Say what you will about Clinton being a womanizer But Bush had the Twins go down on him."

"At least dogs look at you when you're talking with them as if to say, hell yeah I'd talk to you, but I'm a dog."

"""What are you doing tonight?"" Gonna smoke some Herb. ""Nice."" -guys who work in a crematorium"

"Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? A: To see how long he slept."

"Thank you student loans, for getting me through college... I don't think I can ever repay you!"

"If not for the cowardly actions of John Wilkes Booth, Abraham Lincoln would have turned 207 today."