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Joke of the Day
"My Brian Williams's helicopter jokes have been going great! None have been shot down so far!"
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"I lost 100 pounds with this one weird trick! Exercise"
"A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on warfare. The librarian tells him he'll only lose it."
"just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident."
"My friend said ""What rhymes with orange?"" I said ""No, it doesn't"""
"Dear iPhone, I have typed ""haha"" like a million times, but yet you continually give me ""haga"", ""hsha"", ""gaga"", ""hahss"", ""hahs"" I hate you"
"friendzone how many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
"The U.S. will soon have the first first lady that was not born in the U.S. Vladimir Putin"
"Define Irony: The opposite of wrinkly"
"I asked a fetus if it wanted some food, and it replied: 'no thanks... ... I gestate.'"