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Joke of the Day
"Quit my job at the helium factory today I refuse to be spoken to in that tone"
Next Joke
"Sorry to hear about your breakup. If it's any consolation, I don't know what he ever saw in you."
"If you always think the grass is greener on the other side, maybe you should water what the fuck you have and see how that works out first."
"Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end? It was unmiscible."
"I crossed a Lhasa Apso with a Shih tzu. But all I got was Lhasa Shit."
"Knock knock. The game."
"Hit a cop car last night. The driver let me off with a warning..... ""Anything you say can and will be used against you."""
"A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies ""No I'm traveling light"""
"I need a bad ass dress for Friday night. Anybody know where I can find a Forever 41?"
"A girl just messaged me ""helpmyspacebarisntworkingcouldyoupleaseguvemeanalternative?"" Does anybody know what ternative means?"