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Joke of the Day
"Skinny Jeans All jeans are skinny jeans if you're fat enough."
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"What is the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck."
"Was forced to watch Lifetime and now I think my water just broke"
"The Israeli Prime Minister I was Searching the Internet for some information about the Israeli Prime Minister, it seems he is Not-On-Yahoo."
"A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""Where'd ya get it?"" The parrot says, ""Africa."" (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)"
"... -_- Ash gets raped??? http://teensofhs.blogspot.com/2013/02/20000-views-celebration.html"
"A woman walks into a beauty salon and asks the beautician, can you make me look like Kim Kardashian? Beautician says: you want me to put a black cock in your mouth?"
"So Thor walks into a bar.. Thor falls to the ground and Loki laughs ""that must have happened at least Thor hundred times this month"""
"What do you call a combination of a joke and a rhetorical question?"
"I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in Batman v. Superman But it's not worth sticking around for."