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Joke of the Day

"The Israeli Prime Minister I was Searching the Internet for some information about the Israeli Prime Minister, it seems he is Not-On-Yahoo."

"What is both a fruit and a vegetable? Elton John in a coma."

"What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline? No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this."

"Why did they name the T-Rex in Jurassic World Rexy? Because if they went with the first syllable it would have been called Tyranny."

"What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !"

"Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !"

"Saint Peter: Name M: David SP: You're in M: Even after that night in Nogales?! SP *winks* *takes a step* *trap door opens* SP: Sucka!"

"Reading about how much Daniel Craig hates Bond is like The Pope Visiting Kim Davis all over again."

"Two Men are stranded on a Boat with three cigarettes but no matches. One man cleverly throws a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter."

"Every commercial for every product should have a scientist looking into a microscope. That gives me the confidence to buy"