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Joke of the Day

"The Israeli Prime Minister I was Searching the Internet for some information about the Israeli Prime Minister, it seems he is Not-On-Yahoo."

"What does the lord say when the intern messes up? God demi"

"Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees."

"Look dude, I'm going to need to see alot more chest hair and jewelry if you want into my Disco party"

"What Is A Mexican's Favorite Bookstore? Borders."

"I want a polka band at my funeral. I'm the one who's dead, let 'em suffer."

"People think Jesus was so great... But all he did was give fish to a thousand people. &nbsp; You forget that Hitler made 6 million people toast."

"Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate a bunch of PCP and is going apeshit!"

"""I'm the world champion of hearing,"" I lied to the girl at the bar. 20 minutes later the real world champion burst in and hit me in the jaw"

"Cheetah is not the fastest animal on the earth. If a cheetah runs after you, You will run faster."