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Joke of the Day
"What is the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck."
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"How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is? You use an o-silly-scope!"
"What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."
"Why is diarrhea hereditary? Because it runs in your genes!"
"I think some people just log into Facebook just to send me game requests."
"So a priest and a kid walk into the forest The kid says to the priest, ""wow, im pretty scared."" the priest says, ""your scared? I have to walk out of here alone."""
"I've never hated a neighbour enough to get wind chimes."
"Little Johnny asked one day, ""Mommy can little girls give birth?"" ""No son. Of course not"" ""Oh OK... Hey Susie! Its OK to keep playing the game now!"""
"A homeless man just asked me if I was having a bad hair day, so I took my dollar back."
"What's the difference between marmalade and jam? You can't marmalade your cock up a girls ass"