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Joke of the Day
"What is the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck."
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"What do you call an abortion at Hogwarts? *Avada kedavra!*"
"I hope none of these haystacks are sharing needles."
"I just touched a person with down syndrome. Then I shouted; ""touchdown!"""
"How do German women know when they're pregnant? They're never late..."
"Women are just like computers... They are always freezing for no reason and you need to replace them about every 3-5 years."
"Iron Man is a superhero Iron Woman is a command."
"Two fish were in a tank... One fish says to the other ""You man the guns, i'll drive"""
"There must be something wrong with my phone I haven't gotten a single call about any of the 100s of jobs I've applied to. I think my email is messed up too."