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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a beauty salon and asks the beautician, can you make me look like Kim Kardashian? Beautician says: you want me to put a black cock in your mouth?"

"She : It's not working between us. He : Why ? She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course ?"

"What did the vampire say to the werewolf after discovering its blood is inedible? ""Fangs for nothing!"""

"I was going to major in cosmetology.. ..but then they shut down the space program.. idiots."

"If asked 'Whats up?' respond 'An animated film about the journey of a boy & an old man' then wink & fly away carried by hundreds of balloons"

"Double leg amputees are the worst... ...I can't stand them"

"What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet? M'ladybug"

"Why don't Asians like bowling Because it's bowring I'm sorry"

"How does every racist joke begin? With a look over the shoulder."

"I get Bi with a little help from my friends."