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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a combination of a joke and a rhetorical question?"
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"what's a slice of cheese's secret fetish? mature. I'll pack up and leave."
"How do normal people vs feminists laugh? Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe.."
"What does 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends"
"The other day my daughter said, ""Mold is so gross."" I told her to ""respect its culture."""
"4-year-old: Why do robbers steal money? Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff? She's a criminal mastermind."
"I went for a job interview. The bloke asked, ""Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?"" ""Same as now - in photos and mirrors,"" I replied"
"Is it just me, or are fewer and fewer mustachioed cads tying women to the train tracks these days?"
"The coolest thing about dating Mystique from the X-men is the unlimited free food samples she can get for you at Costco."
"I put my phone in airplane mode. Worst. Transformer. Ever."