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Joke of the Day

"I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in Batman v. Superman But it's not worth sticking around for."

"I've never been wrong Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken."

"How much space does fungi need to grow? As Mushroom as possible."

"What's the difference between a pianist and a penis? One tickles the ivories and one tickles the ovaries."

"Why are there no American flags at the DNC? Because the delegates were standing on them."

"I asked this vampire to think quietly about what he'd done but then I remembered they can't reflect."

"The five years of life you gain by eating healthy are spent preparing healthy food."

"Why are there no stray dogs in China? Have you heard of stray chickens?"

"What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride? Chowasaki. - Pat H."

"Why do rappers love weed so much? Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it"