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Joke of the Day

"So Thor walks into a bar.. Thor falls to the ground and Loki laughs ""that must have happened at least Thor hundred times this month"""

"I love whiteboards They're remarkable."

"I used to be an adventurer like you... But then I took an arrow to the knee."

"What's the definition of vagina? The box a penis comes in ;)"

"I've saved a ton of money on Birthday Cards by switching to Facebook!"

"There's a Little House On The Prairie film in the works, in case any of you are looking to take a two-hour nap in a theatre next year."

"You know she loves you when you wakeup in a pool of ice in the motel room bathtub with only one kidney removed."

"How do German bread greet each other? Gluten tag!"

"My wife's star sign was cancer and it's actually quite ironic how she died.. She was attacked by a crab."

"An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman... An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman get into a cab. The driver turns around and says ""Sorry gents I'm Muslim, I can't take a joke."""