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Joke of the Day
"I'm terrified That I might be a hypochondriac"
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"If you think I'm an alcoholic... If you think **I'm** an alcoholic, you should see this guy Jesus he got hammered in my church once."
"How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs."
"Dad is obsessive compulsive about his vinyl and owns every single Beatles record except for one.. I think he needs Help."
"What does the word 'gay' mean? asked a son to his father. ""It means 'happy,'"" replied the father. ""Oh,"" contested the son, ""so are you gay, then?"" ""No, son, I have a wife."""
"British police don't carry guns. So what exactly do they do then? Yell ""STOP... OR I'LL SAY STOP AGAIN!"""
"What is a pirate's favorite TV show? EEEEEE-YARRRRRRRR"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the cake #funniestjokeevernotreallyyesreally"
"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right... Just like two thongs don't make it tight."
"How do you request another Mormon wife? Brigham Young"