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Joke of the Day
"I'm terrified That I might be a hypochondriac"
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"*watching my hamster gnaw on his tiny broadsword* you are a disgrace to your lineage and bring great shame upon this house"
"FUN FACT: Canada was once called Moosebekistan. You don't know. Prove me wrong."
"""Here, let me fill your head with a bunch of opinionated bullshit that's not actually news"" - Every major news outlet"
"What's the difference between a normal pirate and a sexy pirate? The type of booty they plunder."
"What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers? A cannibull"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest it for being broke and they beat the room for being black."
"I'm bored, think I'll go to the mall, find a great parking spot, sit in my car with my reverse lights on"
"Conductor: Again from measure 5 if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro we have no measure numbers."
"What kind of bee makes milk Boo-Bee"