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Joke of the Day
"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right... Just like two thongs don't make it tight."
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"From 3am to 6am this morning I wanted to kill myself, but now I want some French toast. #cravings"
"If you tuck your t-shirt into your shorts, don't be surprised if my kid kicks you in the nuts. I'm trying to raise him right."
"What did Hermoine say when she found out she's pregnant? Fetus Abortus!"
"Ted Cruz, according to the news, IS planning THat Either cruZ Or his aDminIstrAtion will be Compiling their documents to maKe a IntegraL poLitical announcemEnt this afteRnoon [hope you can decrypt it]"
"""Hello, 911"" Hi it's Mickey my dog is hurt bad ""Is it Goofy or Pluto?"" I don't see how- ""Goofy or Pluto?"" Pluto ""Call a vet"" *hangs up*"
"My boss: Why are you sleeping at your desk?! Me: Because my bed is at home."
"What's white on the outside and black on the inside? An American police officer."
"So Nickelback is playing a flood relief concert for Alberta. Like those folks haven't suffered enough."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday , one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off."