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Joke of the Day
"How do you request another Mormon wife? Brigham Young"
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"People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on Facebook and get comments."
"My daughter gets all bossy when we're playing with her Barbies, but I just smile. Then when she's at school I play with them the way I want."
"Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit? Because it keeps the Doctor away!"
"When I see a car with a Romney bumper sticker driving near a car with an Obama sticker I want them to turn into transformers & battle"
"I just found a fruit roll-up in my pocket That means one of my kids has a grape flavored blunt rap in their lunch box."
"Knock knock I can't believe you felt for it :)"
"Why did John F. Kennedy die? He was too open-minded."
"I was 14, my dad caught me drinking. 'Dad, that's the first time' 'That's a lie, no one ever gets caught the first time.' So I robbed a bank"
"Do you know where I can buy tickets to the Gun Show? at the Armitorium."