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Joke of the Day

"Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs? Because they can't even."

"Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot brownies? For shits and giggles."

"Job interview... (Two men are in an office going through a job application) Manager: ... so, what do you do in your spare time? Applicant: I make clean calls to women and hang up."

"Did you know, that pigeons die when they have sex? At least the one I fucked did."

"What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird."

"Why do elephants have flat feet? from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh"

"I wanted to submit a Indian sports joke... But all it got was crickets."

"So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response"

"Im getting tired of your Barenaked Ladies marathon. It's been one week since you looked at me."

"What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bail Credit goes to my friendly local pizza guy"