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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the cake #funniestjokeevernotreallyyesreally"
Next Joke
"Why did the railroad thief get caught? He forgot to cover his tracks! im^dead^inside"
"Why can't women enjoy porn as much as men? They can tell when the girls are faking it. (This joke best after a few drinks)"
""" I saw Lisa today... Dats hilarious!"""
"I'd totally date you, but complaining about being single is kind of my thing and I don't really want to lose that."
"What's Batman's favorite fruit? Bananananananananana"
"How do telepaths have an orgasm? They get their mind blown."
"What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food."
"Michael J Fox walks into an ice cream parlor... And the guy behind the counter says ""what flavor would you like?"" Michael say ""It doesn't fucking matter, I'm gonna drop it anyways"""
"My wife is so sweet Every time she goes to a bar alone she gives me her wedding ring so I can think about her all night long."