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Joke of the Day

"The bad zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog. It's a shizhu"

"I don't know about you, but I could really go for a punch in your face right now."

"What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player? He got crossed."

"I bought a muzzle for my pet duck.... Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill."

"My uncle went to Ireland on holidays but didn't have time to go to Clare. He really wanted to see Moher"

"I got catcalled by the garbagemen outside my house this morning... They know a good piece of trash when they see one."

"Better than a Justin Bieber concert: 1. Being deaf. 2. A rattlesnake bite. 3. Chewing razor blades. 4. Licking a public toilet seat."

"What's black, white, and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight."

"Did you hear about the Hipster that drowned in the canal? It wasn't mainstream."

"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno buisness. ... I'll let my self out."