11627

Joke of the Day

"I got catcalled by the garbagemen outside my house this morning... They know a good piece of trash when they see one."

"Why did the bike not go to the gym? BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D"

"What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl? You have to drop da bomb on her twice"

"Why did 9 bust 1? Because 6 8 9"

"The Nintendo DS' cheaper version was the DS Lite. A cheaper Nintendo Switch would be The Nintendo Lite-Switch"

"Q :Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy? A :I dont know, and i dont care"

"Told this joke when I was three Me: ""Why did the cow cross the road?"" Parent: ""Wh-"" Me: ""Moo!"""

"Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease."

"For the next two days you can call me Edward... I'll be snowed in"

"If mental hospitals had walkways... They'd be called psychopaths."