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Joke of the Day

"What's black, white, and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight."

"You know what they say about fast typers?[OC] They can make a girl qwert Credit: sumkid (Maria) and I"

"What did the cave woman use as a dildo? A fucking rock"

"My boss accused me of sticking my finger in his BD cake in the break room fridge, but he is completely wrong, it wasn't my finger."

"I exercise religiously I go to the gym for an hour on Sunday morning and then don't think about it again for the rest of the week."

"What did Hitler say when the Allies landed on Normandy? Dang, I did Nazi that coming."

"Turquoise is the best colour. It's been cyantifically proven."

"Why did the grammar nazi request someone else's tombstone to be placed on his grave? He was a big fan of transferred epitaph."

"Harambre the Gorilla hasn't had much luck After getting shot on Earth, Harambre got mauled by Cecil the Lion"

"DESPERATION is exactly what I look for in a woman."