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Joke of the Day

"What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player? He got crossed."

"What would you call a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback? The 45 cent show"

" What's the difference between me and my new couch? The couch pulls out..."

"What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born? Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!"

"Morning is like someone constantly whispering ""fuck you"" into your ear."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"How many online courses are offered by the senior learning center? None. They're old school."

"If a pizza has a radius ""z"" and a depth ""a"" Its volume can be defined by pi* z* z* a"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill...? Walking... Jk Rowling."

"Hubby's head seems like it's almost twice the size of mine. We are never having children."