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Joke of the Day
"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno buisness. ... I'll let my self out."
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"A termite walks into a bar... And asks ""Is the bartender here?"""
"What's the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger."
"Accidentally got two shots of hand sanitizer so if you need me I'll be rubbing my hands together for the rest of my life."
"My cattle ate my entire pot field. The steaks have never been higher."
"[in a normal speaking voice from top row of football stadium] Good luck today guys"
"You name it, my mother knows somebody who died of it."
"A man goes in to the doctor's for a checkup... The doctor says ""Let's get started, shall we? Why don't you take your clothes off and put them over there... Next to mine."""
"I told a riddle to a double amputee once Boy did it leave him stumped"
"""Who am I talking to, Ouija BoardTM?"" *S-A-T-A-N* ""Satan, do any boys in my class like me?"""