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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Eskimo optometrist? ...An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised."

"What do you call Trump's barber? Orange peeler"

"Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota? Because that's where the mini apple is!"

"Got talking to a North African girl I got talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours, we just clicked."

"Top 10 Ways To Avoid Clickbait, Number 8 Always Works Well, this wasn't one of them"

"What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk? A mootation"

"How did harry potter get down the hill? Walking, Jk rowling"

"A friend's father had been using LOL to mean lots of love. This explained such messages as ""Your grandmother's in the hospital. LOL."""

"Lettuce, tomato, onion, green peppers... Wrong sub."

"Why are Russians so heartless? Because organ traders offer good price."