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Joke of the Day

"How did harry potter get down the hill? Walking, Jk rowling"

"Believe what a plumber says They've seen some shit."

"I'm Not Arguing. I'm Simply Explaining Why I'm Right.-Women"

"What do gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."

"So a grasshopper walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies, ""You have a drink named Steve?"" favorite corny joke"

"I removed the shell of my racing snail to make it go faster. But it just made it more sluggish."

"Goldsmiths, what is your profession? Au, Au, Au."

"My PhD student claims to have made a breakthrough in hyperbolic mathematics Turns out he was just exaggerating"

"My mom said if I get ten thousand upvotes she will tuck me in Come on. She really wants a daughter."

"What does suicide and marriage have in common? (This one needs work...) Permanent solution to temporary problem."