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Joke of the Day

"Got talking to a North African girl I got talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours, we just clicked."

"When I lost my rifle the army charged me $85.That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship. Sometimes shit happens"

"What makes the scarecrow so good at his job? He's outstanding in his field"

"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She threw away all of the W's."

"Why can't watermelons get married? Because they cantaloupe!"

"Gay Irishmen Did you hear about the first gay Irish couple? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael"

"Cop: do you know why I pulled u over? Me: yeah, I was going like 120 back there Cop:.... Me:.. Cop: sir, your tailamp is out Me:..."

"Did you hear about the teacher who was always cross eyed? She struggled to control her pupils."

"Waiter there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir they don't eat much !"

"What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? Damn!"