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Joke of the Day
"Why are Russians so heartless? Because organ traders offer good price."
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"How many kids does Adrian Peterson have? More than you can shake a stick at"
"lqod lu lls I lsn o u ppo I Read it upside down"
"I'm a lawyer for an Orthodontist He's got me on retainer."
"A man goes to a doctor Man : Doc, I have been hurting in places. Doc : Then don't fucking go to those places."
"Jared Fogle just got arrested for Child Pornography Charges. I'm sure he'll be getting plenty of foot longs where he's going..."
"What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common? No Oscar!"
"I couldn't figure out how to use my seatbelt.. Then it clicked."
"If the Founding Fathers were alive today, what would they be doing? clawing at the tops of their coffins and screaming, probably."
"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? A: An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth."