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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..? NOTHING....!!!"
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"Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy? A. Trying to read a stucco wall."
"That awkward moment someone begins a tweet with ""that awkward moment"" & I slap their face with my dong."
"You remind me of my step-son... I'm only nice to you because I'm fucking your mother"
"How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls."
"Updates status.. no one comments. Updates status again."
"WebMD has integrated Google's Deepmind. On startup it performed a self diagnostic test. Turns out, it's cancer."
"The best part about being single is only having to say ""I'm sorry"" to the dog."
"Did you hear about the sequel to ""The Thing""? Turns out one of Jackie Chan's Relatives is directing it. His Uncle, I believe.   He's calling it ""ONE *MORE* THING!"""
"Knock Knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No you're a poo!"