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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock!!!1!1 Who's there? U fuk U fuk who? Ur mum"

"What do you call two lesbian dinosaurs? Lickalotypus."

"What is small furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !"

"What do you call children born into a whorehouse? Your kids"

"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because you were the only car in the lot and I parked so close you couldn't open your door."

"The Welsh came up with the idea for sheep intestine condoms. The English decided to remove the rest of the sheep first."

"Mass suicide cult leaders are a dying breed"

"Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning? For the Good of the Caws."

"I'm raising my child to believe there were only 3 'Star Wars' movies."