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Joke of the Day
"Mass suicide cult leaders are a dying breed"
Next Joke
"Legs spread faster than lies these days"
"Young man cashier: Ma'am, if you don't mind me saying, you have really beautiful eyes. What I heard: Ma'am"
"A young Jewish boy asks his father for $50... His father says, ""$40? What do you want $30 for??"""
"""Instagram announced they will allow users to see who viewed their profile..."" *wakes up in cold sweat*"
"What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons."
"Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds."
"What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty kitty kitty' !"
"How can you get a million dollars in a week? Start with 10 million and become a day-trader."
"Science, Philosophy and Religion What is Science? Looking for a black cat in a black room. What is Philosophy? Asking whether there is a black cat in a black room. What is Religion? ""I HAVE THE CAT"""