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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two lesbian dinosaurs? Lickalotypus."

"Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus."

"Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween? Too many spooks."

"Im not sure whats so 'outstanding' about this bill? It seems pretty ordinary to me."

"I used to curcumcise elephants. The pay wasn't very good, but the tips were huge."

"My friend recently got crushed by books. He's got his shelf to blame."

"What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom? Rover Flows Out Of You."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on an airplane. The airplane crashes. Who survives? America."

"What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA? Still waiting to hear back from an admin."

"Getting a text from someone when I'm trying to tweet is the emotional equivalent to walking into a spider web."