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Joke of the Day
"I'm raising my child to believe there were only 3 'Star Wars' movies."
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"How does a nice guy change a light bulb? He doesn't. He just compliments it and then gets pissed when it won't screw."
"newfie joke How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves? He fell out of the tree"
"Dead memes are like dead babies They never get old."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ? Canon open the door then ?"
"The fun way to tell if a celebrity is crazy is by how many times they delete and reactivate their Twitter account."
"Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure but certainly rings a bell."
"Why do tectonic plates wear diapers? Because they're in continents."
"Caught my son running a Google search for ""adult entertainment"". I was mortified. We are strictly a Bing family."
"Did you hear about the new divorcee Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff."