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Joke of the Day
"What is small furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !"
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"Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)"
"Mark Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter. He runs Facebook."
"What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus? A stand up driver."
"I booked a suite at a 5 star hotel and when my girlfriend arrived,on the bed spelled out in rose petals was ""be right out,I'm taking a shit"""
"Apple Watch now comes with a new app... It estimates how long you will have to wait in line for the Apple Watch 2.0."
"President Bush's speech on the 10th Anniversary of Katrina Brownie did a heck of a job!"
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender."
"They polled Britons on their favorite Jane Austen novel 52% prefer Pride & Prejudice to Sense & Sensibility"
"A father walks in on his daughter masturbating with a carrot and shouts for fuck sake i was going to eat that later now it's going to taste of carrot!"