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Joke of the Day
"What do you call children born into a whorehouse? Your kids"
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"You just know I knew my girlfriend was furious when I blew my load early last night....I could see it in her eyes"
"Why is it called the sistine chapel? Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet."
"Did you hear about the constipated composer? He couldn't finish the last movement."
"Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee? Because he was misbeehiving"
"Did i ever tell you the story about how I climed mount everest? I made it up"
"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars."
"Mt. Everest has lost its record status ... ... now that a British astronaut is Earth's highest Peake."
"What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time? They shake hands."
"Double standard - bear breaks into girl's house, bear gets shot. Girl breaks into bear's house, we write a children's story about it."