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Joke of the Day
"Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning? For the Good of the Caws."
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"I heard some guy tell two terrible Malaysian Airline jokes... The first one got no response and the second one was shot down in flames"
"I wonder how many people come visit our country and then immediately leave after trying a slice of American cheese."
"If optimus prime was a pokemon, what would his most used attacks be? Transform and rollout. (When you tell this to people wait and see if they guess it)"
"Give a man fish and you'll feed him for a day...... Give a fish a man and you're probably in the Mafia"
"If you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to fuck with people... like claim you ate a pinecone every single day."
"What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror."
"what am i doing with [borat voice] my liiiiiiiiiife"
"What's your best mattress joke? Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)"
"For Sale : Crystal Ball Cant see any future in keeping it"