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Joke of the Day

"What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow? He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit."

"France and Italy Go to War. Who Wins? Neither. France Surrenders, and Italy Changes Sides."

"What do you call a circle of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)"

"Stealing my little brother's (fellow Redditor) original joke, hope he sees it and is pissed. What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...? A Porky-Pine"

"I can't believe the fired me at the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in."

"Cat saves kid? Please. My cat would've pushed me into traffic, stolen my identity, & would be living it up in Mexico by now."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain."

"The time machine of tomorrow. Today."

"""Always bring a nail file, scissors, tweezers, a corkscrew, a toothpick and a bottle opener to a knife fight."" -- The Swiss Army"

"What's brown and sticky? My poster of Beyonce."