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Joke of the Day

"Stealing my little brother's (fellow Redditor) original joke, hope he sees it and is pissed. What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...? A Porky-Pine"

"Going to a Kenny G concert must feel like being on hold for two hours."

"What's the main ingredient when making pickle bread? Dill dough."

"Why did no one notice Thor's brother? Because he was low-key"

"What's a divorce attorney's favorite dessert? Wedding cake"

"What do you call an elf who lost all his toys? Legolas"

"I tried kombucha for the first time the other day. It made me feel very cultured."

"How much did the pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear!"

"You know you're an ugly c*nt when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera."

"Political Satire If con is the opposite of pro, then what's the opposite of progress? Also, opposite of consitution."