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Joke of the Day
"The time machine of tomorrow. Today."
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"I find like geologers make really good friends... ...they are very down to Earth."
"""I'm Dan if I do, and Dan if I don't."" -Dan"
"I'm walking a mile in someone elses shoes today. Not to be tolerant; but because I can't find mine and my son wears the same size."
"Donald Trump is really a proved racist and sexist, because... He beat a woman badly in his run for the presidency and threw a black family out of a white house..."
"Never mind trying to scare me about going to hell religious people, it won't work. I was married for 6 years."
"What's the difference between an angry man and a gay arab? An angry man shakes a fist..."
"I finally figured out why so few people still have fucks to give ! The gangster rappers stole the whole supply for their songs"
"So, I just found out I got some black guys in my family tree... Went to the backyard and found them still hanging there."
"All my hostile pals are in hospitals."