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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? My poster of Beyonce."
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"What's a commercial fisherman's favorite instrument? Castanets!"
"I'd catch a gently thrown tennis ball for you."
"I beat my wife at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings."
"If the hackers that stole all those Yahoo passwords could tell me what mine is I'd appreciate it. I've been locked out for about 4 years now"
"So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House A guy says ""Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"" The realtor says ""Brochure"""
"Everyone has something they do after sex like taking a shower. I just get out of my uncles car, and cry all the way home."
"Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning? Because he is PM not AM"
"Why is 1 disapproving of 6? That one doesn't believe in six before marriage."
"How do you...? How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Give it aids."