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Joke of the Day

"France and Italy Go to War. Who Wins? Neither. France Surrenders, and Italy Changes Sides."

"When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors."

"My friend likes going out.Recently he went out of his mind."

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board."

"My sex life is just like Star Wars It's either Han Solo, or I have to use force."

"How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb? Over 9000."

"At Christmas, it's important to pause and remember all those who have wronged you this year and how you can wreak vengeance on them in 2017"

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and Jeb Bush? None. They both should have pull out sooner."

"I wanted to post a joke about tofu but it's tasteless."

"What do Jews call a lone rabbit? A rabbi."