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Joke of the Day

"If I had $1.00 for each person I had sex with, I would pay my rent But just because I'm currently homeless"

"This coffee shop is so crowded I accidentally started working on someone else's screenplay."

"Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings? They only work 10% of the time."

"How do you get a Jewish girls number? Check her wrists."

"Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season? Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children."

"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other."

"Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!"

"How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Men can be Feminists, too."

"Horse detective stood in the rain and looked out to sea. He thought about justice and fate. He thought about her. He thought about apples."

"If u think ur parents did nothing for you, remember Jackie Shrof named his son Tiger and Bappi Da named his son Bappa. Respect your parents"