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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday."
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"What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? Bingo!"
"The Russians will probably do well at the World Cup. Today Vladimir Putin gave the Russian team a motivational speech. He said, ""Remember, if you can't beat 'em invade 'em."""
"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way, but his food will become a pizza history."
"Who's Angry in Japan? The director of Life of Pi."
"Relax,,, We're all crazy.. It's not a competition."
"Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time."
"A guy has sex with Sarah Mclachlan... A guy has sex with Sarah Mclachlan. After hearing about this, his friend says ""So, what was it like to be in the arms of an angel?"""
"Looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7."
"[me, in a sting operation] Can I buy your best stuff? DRUG DEALER: what do u mean by stuff? *talking into my shirt* what do I mean by stuff?"