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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around......."

"What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off."

"Delivering the punchline too early. You know what's the only thing worse than delivering the punchline to a joke too late?"

"Do something nice for your ex today, take them out. One bullet should do the trick."

"How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate."

"I like my girls like I like my coffee. In a bag in my freezer"

"Why are men smarter while having sex? Because they're plugged into a know it all."

"Who was the least funny U.S. President? FDR. His standup could use some work."

"Did you hear Barnum and Bailey Circus is shutting down? They can't compete with American politics."

"What does Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common? They both say ""insert Bill here"""