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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around......."

"I used to drink beer in my underwear but now I use a glass."

"What's a sailor's least favorite color? Maroon"

"Just saw a dolphin with a tattoo of a college girl struggling for individuality and freedom from her middle class parents"

"Why did the case against the great dessert robber get thrown out? De minimis non curat lex."

"It's been 14 seconds why haven't you replied yet"

"Girls on GoneWild Q: Why do girls on gonewild wear panties? A: So that their ankles would keep warm"

"My friend asked me if the new Star Wars movie was in 3D I said yes, but they R2D2"

"Two hipsters walk into a bar. The first did it before it was cool. The second did it ironically."

"The penguin is mightier than the swordguin."